Borderline Morris

Coming soon to a car park near you!

Redefining what it means to be a morris tart, Borderline Morris defy death, convention, speed cameras and basic physics with our unique, exciting performances.

Border morris with a difference - if Cromwell was still around he'd definitely ban it!

Borderline was created in late 2007 using only three pipe cleaners, a plastic bottle and some old buttons.

Have you got what it takes?

We would love to hear from anyone interested in dancing and/or playing in our friendly and inclusive group. To get in touch please email Jen & Dave at bag@borderlinemorris.com. We practise in Arborfield, south of Reading, on a wednesday night, but we come from far and wide - you are never more than 12 feet away from a Borderliner!

What people say about Borderline

'It's a bit like morris dancing isn't it?'
'You're the youngest morris dancers I've ever seen!'
'Eeh, y'don't arf look queer!'
'Magnificent orange thighs!

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Members' Area

Access by Royal Appointment only … *drumroll* … The booking system!!

So good they named it twice!

If you are looking for our eponymous friends Borderline Morris from Devon, you can find them here:

Open Morris

Borderline is a member of Open Morris

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